What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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He walked in a bar

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Anti Joke

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