A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Wanker

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

MySpace.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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