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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

My Nan, that is all.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

David Cameron

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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