Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Loner.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Punching a baby

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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WEED!

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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