HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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