Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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