Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A Fat Kenyan

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Women's Rights

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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My dad

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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