*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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