Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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women's rights

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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