What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Your adopted.....

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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