A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Hellen keller

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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