- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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