- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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