- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Women's Rights Movement

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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