your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...