- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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