Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Penis

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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