What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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david weres the slug gone

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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