- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

test

A man... walks.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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