And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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BIG PENIS

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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