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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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