- Anti Joke

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

i'm hard

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

My love life

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

angelosnyder is not gay

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.