- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

brock has small hands for a small job

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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