My Butthole.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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