What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Whats red and dirty? Her period

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

An Asian man fails a math test

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

FIONN'S LIFE

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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