What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Thats what she said

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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