on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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