What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

what tall and looks like a jew?

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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