A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Rebecca Black.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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