- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Womens rights

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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