Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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