- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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