What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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