- Anti Joke

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.