- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Keanu Reaves

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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