- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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