What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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watch me nae nae

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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