- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Black people.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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