- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

So I was walking down the road today

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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