a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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