Latvia isn't a joke

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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