Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Penis.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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