- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

I woke up today

stuarts mum

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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