Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Please? No.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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