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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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