Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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troll----> hahaha---->

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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