I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Anti Joke

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