- Anti Joke

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick