- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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