- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Rebecca Black.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

what tall and looks like a jew?

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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