- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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