- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's circular and round A circle

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Church.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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