- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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