What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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