Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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