I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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?J?o?k?e?

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Your face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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a woman votes!

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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u suck

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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