A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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He walked in a bar

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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