What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Weed.

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Anti Joke

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