Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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