- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

what do you call a black chef glendon

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