- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

My Butthole.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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