Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Take this and put it- No.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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