A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Womens basketball

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

I'm Batman.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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