Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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THE GAME

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What stops a train? A missile

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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