Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What's blue? The sky.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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