I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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