In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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human centipede

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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