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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

My friend harris is fat.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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