What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Jayden Eccles

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Chuck norris

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

The MLS

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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