- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Women's rights.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

When is a door not a door? Never.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

bryden is a faggot

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

angelosnyder is not gay

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

James Patrick Campbell

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