Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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