What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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the love boat

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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