- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

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