Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

This is not a joke or is it

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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