Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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