- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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