Chuck Norris Dies.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Knock knock Shut up

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Good afternoon.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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