What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Hail Heetluh

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Jayden Eccles

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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