Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

womens rights

say cheese

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Jayden Eccles

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Hail Heetluh

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